1) Your Biological clock’s ticking keeps you up at night.
2) Hairnets start making sense to you
3) Singles with Wrinkles registration forms flood your mailbox
4) You’re leaving your entire estate to your 18 cats! HAHAHa!
5) You’re still pining over your childhood sweetheart…from kindergarten!!!
6) Any guy who buys you a drink gets it thrown back in his non-feminist face
7) You religiously forward chain mails to 6/15/23 friends or you’ll never find true love
Men you fancy always mysteriously leave the country for good.
9) The chocs and flowers from ‘Xavier’ your imaginary boyfriend of 10 years
10) The magic 8 Ball said NO when you asked if you’ll ever get married.